Forced by a gay sex scandal to resign as president of the National Association of Evangelicals, the Rev. Ted Haggard now feels that after three weeks of intensive counseling, he is “completely heterosexual,” says an overseer of the megachurch Mr. Haggard once led.



I have to imagine that Mr. Haggard's conversion camp of choice is run by a reincarnation of "The Music Man's" Henry Hill and achieves its aims by way of the "Think System."
But the danger exists that the success story that is Mr. Haggard could be undone were it to leak out that said reorientation process draws its inspiration from the limp-wristed cabal that is a Broadway musical.
Posted by: Kevbo | February 09, 2007 at 06:19 AM