...because who can blog at a time like this? ... No, it's summer rerun (and book deadline) season. So:
"Star Trek, despite its strong international and interspecies perspective, often ignores the most elementary scientific facts. The idea that Mr Spock could be a cross between a human being and a life form independently evolved on the planet Vulcan is genetically far less probable than a successful cross of a man and an artichoke."-- Carl Sagan
"Never turn down an opportunity to piss."--Gen. George Patton
"I'm Spartacus." "I am Spartacus." "I'm Spartacus." "Hi, I'm Glen Campbell!"
"If homosexuality really IS a disease, can they call in queer?"
"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer."
"Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism."
"Psychic Wanted: Qualified person will know where to apply."
"Yes, I've tried my hand at sex."
"Defend the Constitution from all enemies, foreign & elected!"